How to Save $175
Here is a tip on how to save $175. Now these exact sequences of events have to happen for you to save the money.
1. Drive to Wisconsin from Michigan with your husband, toddler, infant and dog.
2. This part is imperative - let your husband drive.
3. Your husband has to place a call to work, meanwhile missing the fork in the highway and taking the wrong one.
4. Take a side road through a well-to-do village lined with mansions and make sure your husband is adequately distracted by the size of the homes.
5. Make sure husband speeds due to distractedness and gets pulled over by local policeman doing 47 in a 30 zone.
6. Tell policeman you are lost and make sure toddler is visible in window. At this point in the trip (hour 5) toddler should be adequately messy, barefoot, with hair hanging in face. Food on chin is an unnecessary but nice touch.
7. Policeman should take one look at your packed car with infant, toddler, dog and suitcases and take pity on you. He will give you a ticket for a "broken speedometer" which is $25 instead of a $200 speeding ticket. He will tell you to "spend the money on your family instead."
You are welcome.
1. Drive to Wisconsin from Michigan with your husband, toddler, infant and dog.
2. This part is imperative - let your husband drive.
3. Your husband has to place a call to work, meanwhile missing the fork in the highway and taking the wrong one.
4. Take a side road through a well-to-do village lined with mansions and make sure your husband is adequately distracted by the size of the homes.
5. Make sure husband speeds due to distractedness and gets pulled over by local policeman doing 47 in a 30 zone.
6. Tell policeman you are lost and make sure toddler is visible in window. At this point in the trip (hour 5) toddler should be adequately messy, barefoot, with hair hanging in face. Food on chin is an unnecessary but nice touch.
7. Policeman should take one look at your packed car with infant, toddler, dog and suitcases and take pity on you. He will give you a ticket for a "broken speedometer" which is $25 instead of a $200 speeding ticket. He will tell you to "spend the money on your family instead."
You are welcome.
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